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FAT SUPERCHUB/bear BOTTOM LOOKING FOR FRIENDS
HELLO!
I'm a big fat bearish guy (Fred) in an open relationship with a 46yr old chubby guy (Brian). We are looking for friends and playmates, alone and together. Brian is extremely picky as to 3somes, so....Fred plays alone sometimes.
AGE: a young 57,(i think i am 17) hey i have 4 sons & 2 grandkids!
I was a child bride....(lol) when i pretended to be straight and was married to a woman for 26 years...yeeeesh.(NO MORE TUNA, I LIKE SAUSAGE NOW!) Brian,my lover,(46) was married 14 yrs and sometimes has a 17 year old who visits with us.
ETHNICITY: Polish-American white
HEIGHT: 6'4, should really be about 11 foot tall according to insurance charts...
WEIGHT:500 lbs. more or less, always on a diet for health reasons & my back! i work out 3 times a week now (aquatherapy)!
HAIR: brown and decreasingly less time to get a haircut ! For some reason my forehead seems to be getting bigger! lol
EYES: sensuous brown
FACIAL HAIR: goatee dyed with just for men, otherwise i look like santa. cums and goes...
BODY HAIR: medium hairy bearish fat guy. i hate it when thin guys call themselves bears. ever see a skinny bear in real life? no they are called otters, wolves or others but real bears are chubby and fat!
Brian shaves from head to toe. Trim your crotch, I don't like hair in my teeth!
BEST PHYSICAL FEATURES: smile, big dick for a fat guy.(small tight ass (easier to enter) i have gigantic nipples (bigger than most women's). I tried shaving around them and it looked like headlights...
TATS:none, but guys with cool tats turn me on. 666 on your forehead is not a turn on. but i love to see and feel the living canvas, tribal stuff around the biceps is hot. my lover brian hates them...but not me!
COCK SIZE: i say 7-10 inches cut but it is sometimes more and less. very thick.a lot of it is under fat layer of crotch. i am a man cunt when not excited, it hides...then gets gigantic when engorged in blood. Due to diabetes, i need Viagra...sometimes...
I am an ANAL BOTTOM!
I very rarely top because my belly gets in the way, . a lot of guys used to want me to top them first, and then they were too spent to do me.(overwhelmed dirtbags) !!!
FOR BEING AN OLD FART, MY ASS IS EXTREMELY TIGHT FROM DOING AEROBIC EXERCISES WHEN I WAS A TEEN.
WHO KNEW THAT TIGHTENING YOUR STOMACH MUSCLES ALSO MADE YOUR SPHINCTER BUFFED UP!.
I AM EXTREMELY SHY IN PUBLIC AND USUALLY NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
I AM EXTREMELY HORNY, HAVE A GIGANTIC BELLY BUT A VERY WARM HEART.
COCKSUCKER: i am an expert and especially love to suck it dry after cumming. I never suck it after barebacking, only after being fucked with a condom. (NO SCAT! or raunch)
How many times can i get you to cum?...
If your peepee is small, why not oral?
BAREBACK, SAFE: depends on the guy but usually safe
420 FRIENDLY: love 420, but found the munchies affected my diabetes too much. I really get lotsa munchies. so i do it on special occasions, when we can get it! 420 gets me so extremely horny and wild, i am not responsible for my actions when i do it.
SMOKING: Brian smokes little cigars which i tolerate and make him light a candle. Smokers are ok too...until Brian quits...
RELATIONSHIP STATUS :
committed with brian, but we have an open relationship. we play together & alone, if we find someone we or i really like, why not!
Women need a relationship for sex/ an erect penis looks only for a hole. Guys are wired differently, THANK GOD!
we have found that we can INTENSELY love each other, play with others and still be committed to each other.
You know someone loves you when you go through very difficult times and are still together (around 9 years).
i love to flirt, and love to play as i have a very kinky side :)
HIV STATUS: negative and recently tested just to be safe
FAVORITE ACTIVITIES/HOBBIES:
cooking, baking, TV, gardening, all sci-fi, British Humor (Vicar of Dibley-real life!),Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served & Again, SIMPSONS, FUTURAMA !! comedies, AVATAR, The Birdcage!, sex, porn, mousepotatoing, sex , DUNE!
I love to flirt and talk to real guys, maybe have a triad (permanent 3 some) or polyamory (a gay group of lovers).
Brian and I are proud of who we are, love to post nude pics but unhappily, (lol) are not really sluts. we are safe and very cautious and have safely played with only a few guys.
i HAVE ALWAYS FANTASIZED ABOUT BEING IN A SLING DURING AN ORGY, BEING SPANKED AND FUCKED BUT HAVE NEVER YET EXPERIENCED IT. I ALSO DON'T WANT ANY STD'S...WE ARE CLEAN, YOU BETTER BE TOO!!!!
TURN-ONS: I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MEN!
chubbs,twinks, small chasers, bears...play with my nipples and i will be your slave,i melt, i love kissing, touching, cuddling, rubbing.
I LOVE SUPERFAT GUYS WITH BIG SMOOTH BREASTS!
Brian is a true chubby chaser and made me one too!
brian won't grow sideburns and a goatee, which really turn me on.
Young ADULTs, short, average guys REALLY turn me on, as well as asian, jewish and hairy middle eastern men.
(Fargo on Eureka...yummm!)
I love married and/or bi guys because they are usually more romantic. If you can make love to a woman, loving a man is easy. We are very discrete as we were in your shoes too!
outward beauty isn't as important as the inside.
creeps turn me off as well as adonises who love themselves more than others.
imperfections turn me on as i can be myself with someone else who is not the stereotype of perfection.
intelligence is a plus, i guess i am a hippie yet at heart.
masculine guys are hot as well as twinks, I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MEN.
JERKS:
guys who play mind games, people who think they are better because they have high credit card bills or higher mortgages but don't sense the real meaning of happiness TURN ME OFF.
I work, i live,i exist.you should too. I am currently on retirement/disability due to fibromyalgia.
Our home resembles Snow White's cottage aka Oscar Madison's place. We are slobs, not pigs!
Due to back problems, i can walk short distances, but have a scooter and power chair if needed. I am extremely flexible in bed and love biting my pillows!
PLEASE READ!
I usually don't go on c2c as i am usually deluged by too many guys at once who want to chat/webcam. My belly is in the way when i sit, so i won't j/o on camera for you!
Let's be friends, what do we have to lose? Celibate or with benefits, we can enjoy each other's lives.
I would love a local friend and we may be looking for a houseboi /polyamory!
HUGGS,
FRED
I also know I write too much! but I don't want you to be surprised! I am100% honest.
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I am:
A Bottom
Looking For:
Someone Versatile, A Top
My Status Is:
Negative (Tested within Last Year)
Sexually I am In To:
Rimming, Safe Anal Only, Mutual JO, Fetishes, Water Sports, S&M, Public Sex, Body Rubbing, Group Sex, Barebacking, Toys, Kink, Light, Kink, Mild, Vanilla
The Relationship I want Is:
Friendship With Benefits, Friendship Only, No Strings Attached Fun, LTR Open, Triad, One Night Stand, Other, Any
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